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We have reached the end of another year. The Evil Alternate Management would like to officially apologize for the corporate direction that this community has recently taken. Those responsible have been sacked.

In the interest of collecting information (which will, we assure you, not be used in any evil way), we ask the members of the community to fill out the following questionnaire. Participation is, of course, completely optional, but the Evil Alternate Management of Best_Thing_Ever will not be held responsible for any wild jackals which are discovered in the beds of those who decide to opt out.



Poll #1260356 All-Encompasing Community Survey (1)

Please identify yourself (Check all that apply)

Male
49(8.1%)
Female
293(48.5%)
Robot
2(0.3%)
Robo-Male
0(0.0%)
Robo-Female
10(1.7%)
Post-Human
22(3.6%)
Pre-Human
2(0.3%)
Other Non-Human
6(1.0%)
Meat Popsicle
19(3.1%)

How old are you?

<0
19(3.1%)
0 to 42
568(94.0%)
>42
17(2.8%)

How did you find this community?

Original link on Angryflower.com
2(0.3%)
LiveJournal Spotlight
302(50.3%)
Random Clicking / Somnambulation
118(19.7%)
Through a friend
109(18.2%)
Through an enemy
10(1.7%)
Voices in head told you about it
59(9.8%)

What is the ideal number of slices to divide a pizza into?

Do not divide pizza
48(8.0%)
2
8(1.3%)
4
16(2.7%)
6
72(12.0%)
8
338(56.1%)
12
59(9.8%)
Any odd number (this answer is wrong)
49(8.1%)
Don't know
12(2.0%)

Which of these is better?

The second poll option
301(51.5%)
The first poll option
283(48.5%)

Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted tea cake?

Thank you.

Mean: 7.18 Median: 7 Std. Dev 2.47
1
15(2.5%)
2
19(3.2%)
3
33(5.6%)
4
27(4.6%)
5
41(6.9%)
6
45(7.6%)
7
138(23.3%)
8
70(11.8%)
9
52(8.8%)
10
152(25.7%)


The Evil Alternate Management appreciates your membership.

-EAM
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